me on my way to fuck shit up
by edamame note
i wanna say it
It hurts not to say it
oh god i’m trying not to
AND ON THAT DAY HUMANITY RECEIVED A GRIM REMEOWNDER
IM GONNA KILL ALL THE KITTENS!!!!
All I can think of is in the second one Tom said he had a rope tied to his leg. He told the crew to pull it during his speech so it would look like he was grabbed. He didn’t know when it was happening so he wouldn’t anticipate it and well there you go - standing delivering a speech on how grand he is and - WHOOP there he goes….
such an amazing actor. 1000% proud of his marvelous work.
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”